If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Motivation is something that other people can give you, but is most effective when it is already there to begin with. Chuck Norris, a great American hero, understands that true success comes from within, and that no one else can make a person strive to be the best they can be. Every day Chuck Norris goes on a rampage, taking bad guys down and serving the law. If Chuck Norris were to have a guide to motivating himself every day to constantly destroy the forces of evil, this would be his guide.

 
 
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep; he waits.
 
1. Sleeping in is weakness – Some people really love their sleep. Others also like to stay up late and have fun. Unfortunately, it isn’t possible to always stay up late and sleep in without losing some sort of motivation. Sleeping in is okay every now and again, but motivated people get a full night’s rest on a normal schedule every day, and rarely ever need to get extra sleep because of bad schedules. If you want to feel more motivated, wake up nice and early every day. Sleep, just like anything else, can be bad if you get too little of it, or too much of it.
 
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
 
2. Use past successes and failures to motivate yourself for the future – Chuck Norris learns from every enemy he defeats. In this way, you should learn from your mistakes and capitalize on your successes. This holds true for many walks of life. In entrepreneurship, for example, you are solely responsible for your business. You have to take motivation both from the decisions that went favorably and the ones that didn’t work out. In entrepreneurship, if you lose motivation, it can result in setbacks for your business and financial losses that could be difficult to overcome. Chuck Norris wouldn’t take financial losses, and neither should you. Chuck Norris makes sure that Apple pays him, and the best way you can make sure to get paid is to constantly adjust your strategies depending on the outcomes of various situations you’ll be faced with.
 
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of Surprise.
 
3. Keeping the mind active can help keep the mind motivated – Chuck Norris doesn’t have time to watch TV or play video games. Chuck Norris is too busy giving bad guys roundhouse kicks to the face. He’s so brilliant that he even disregards the Periodic Table of Elements. In order to stay motivated, you have to exercise your mind. If all you do is watch TV, play video games, and go to and from work, you’ll never maximize your potential. Reading books, playing sudoku, doing crossword puzzles, and generally just doing things that require you to use your mind is one great way to make sure you’re staying motivated and working towards your long term goals.
 
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
 
4. It sometimes helps to be creative – If you’re having motivation issues; it’s a good idea to be creative. Chuck Norris can creatively slam revolving doors, and has come up with new amazing standards for beating people up. If taking a lap around a track gets you motivated, then go for it. Think about the reasons behind your lack of motivation. If you are trying to succeed at anything, you have to keep options open and be willing to adjust to any changes that may occur. If you find your having trouble staying committed to things, think about what might help you to succeed. Some people find motivation through innovation. If you come up with a unique way to accomplish a goal, you can be motivated to accomplish even more goals. One good suggestion is to make a to-do list for motivation and stick with it. Motivation can sometimes be achieved simply by keeping a schedule. Next thing you now, you’re up there with Chuck Norris in terms of motivation….well maybe not with Chuck Norris, but closer.
 
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
 
5. Create a reward system – How is Chuck Norris able to commit amazing feats of strength? It’s simple, he has a reward system. Knowing that he will be rewarded with global praise and admiration when he pushes the earth down, or roundhouse kicks through concrete walls gives him the strength to go on. If you’re struggling with motivation, give yourself a reward when you complete tasks or achieve something you’ve been working for. The reward doesn’t have to be anything big, it can be as small as just buying yourself a nice snack or treating yourself to a movie. Some people like to use their rewards in such a way that they never lose motivation.
 
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
 

6. Stay healthy, stay motivated – Chuck Norris may have the final word on who lives and who dies in this life, but it always helps to stay healthy if you’re trying to motivate yourself. Eat well, and sleep well, and you just may notice you have more energy available to complete tasks. Most successful people in business, or any walk of life are extremely concerned about their health. Taking vitamins every day, eating vegetables, getting to bad early, and waking up early can all drastically improve your health. If your body is happy, then you’ll be happy and ready to motivate yourself to accomplish your goals. You can even disregard Chuck Norris’ hatred of video games by going playing healthy video games. Chuck Norris is a natural born leader and motivater, but he’s also in peak physical condition.
 
While Chuck Norris may be able to motivate himself simply because he is the best mankind has to offer, everyone else may have to work for it. Motivation and success are so interlinked, Chuck Norris would have to roundhouse kick you in the face if you couldn’t recognize it. There are no silver bullets when it comes to getting yourself in the right mind-set to complete tasks, better yourself, start a business, or whatever you may want to do. If Chuck Norris were to give one piece of advice to someone struggling with motivation, he’d probably tell you to go beat someone up. However, if he had the time to give more advice, he would certainly mention some of the things presented here.


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